(To be sung to tune of My Favourite Things):
Fish balls and tofu, bean curd and kiwis,
Quail eggs and Chang beer, noodles, shiitake,
Fresh crab with chilli, starfruit and choc mousse,
And let’s not forget about Kickapoo juice!
Dim sum and chicken, durian and Tiger,
Fish crackers, kopi, lemongrass and kaya,
Fried wonton and pak choi, teh tarik, mango,
And all the kids love a large glass of Milo.
They sell shark steak.
Put pork floss on cakes.
So many different Asian delights,
But some are not to my taste!