How to eat a scorpion

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Step 1. Buy a scorpion on a stick on Kaoh San Road, Bangkok.
Step 2. Make sure the stinger has been removed.
Step 3. Grab a large Chang, or splash out on a Singha beer.
Step 4. Think of anything except that black spiky thing in front of you.
Step 5. Be brave and chomp down on the entire thing.
Step 6. Swig lots of beer and crunch away.
Step 7. Drink more beer to remove the bitter taste.
Step 8. Avoid vomiting.
Step 9. Never repeat ever again.
Step 10. Encourage your friends to try.

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4 Comments Add yours

    1. It wasn’t pretty but it was on the Thailand bucket list. Impossible without beer though!

      1. I would need a couple of stronger drinks first.

      2. I don’t blame you! I tried the scorpion right after eating a grub and cricket which wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had. I will upload a video of the deed when I work out how to link it to this page.

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